Astarotte no Omocha! Episode 3: 10 years old nympho

Summary:

Asuha arrives in Alfheimr and she and the princess spend their first day together in school.


Impression:

After 3 episode of this show, I came to the conclusion that there is only 2 ways I can find the show enjoyable, option 1: becoming a pedophile, option 2: going back to being a 10 years old.

Now since I can’t turn back the wheels of time, I’ll just become a pedophile. The Greeks were all a bunch of homosexual pedophile and they did such wonder, since I’m covering both a yaoi and a pedo-show this season, I guess I’ll produce wonders right?

Can...Almost...See it!

Now first of, I want to bone Asuha right now, that girl is such a nympho. First she runs around without underwear with a short skirt everywhere, second she kiss every girl on the lips and whisper in their ears. I’m surprise she don’t know what a Harem means, since she acts like she fucked a football team on her way to Alfheimr. I don’t know why but girls going commando must be some kind of fetish of mine, it just turns me on so much it is unbelievable.

I kissed a girl and I liked it and you read this in my voice

Now Asuha is Naoya’s daughter, I was like seriously wtf when he first said daughter, I was just about to blame the sub team, but it did indeed look like it was the case. Now of course seconds later I figured out that he most likely didn’t conceive her, he must have adopted her or something. But the other characters don’t seem so fast at understanding super obvious situations. I can understand the princess cases, since she is 10 years old and all, but the other vassals? they didn’t get anything good from their ages did they?

There was not much in term of sexy scene in this episode, that is kind of sad.

Oh one last thing, WTF WITH THAT LLAMA! I felt like it was ready to rape everyone on the spot, not that some zoophilia would have surprised me in this show. But seriously who the hell believed that a creepy raping llama would be a great addition to the storyline? the best it did was melt most of my remaining functional brain cells.

I didn't knew panty's had any kind of attack power

Anyway that is all for this week, let’s see what next week will have to offer.

Such a phallic neck, someone might see this as a young girl stroking a giant penis, but I wouldn't ever think something that naughty

Things I Liked About This Episode:

– Asuha, I will rape her and tear or virgin pixel open one of those days, that slutty naughty girl

Conclusion:

If at least this show was 18+, I would have an excuse to be watching it !

ZeroG signing off.

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